Long time reader, first time writer

I never though it would happen to me... not really. I've meant to start a blog for as long as I knew they existed, but I wasn't sure what to write about. Then I realized, who cares? I have the shortest attention span, so I could just post and write about my interest of the millisecond. But no long posts, because who has time for that? And few videos, because they just take too damn long. Even the short ones.